Dubious Awards 2009

These are awards granted to people in the media whose achievements are questionable at best and non-existent at worse.

Here’s the list:
Chris Brown (you’re a woman beater baby)
Megan Fox (because being sexy is not enough)
Jon Gosselin/Kate Gosselin (media nightmare)
The Kardashians (why are any of you famous?)
Bernie Madoff (corporate fraud at its finest)
John Mayer (being a perennial douche)
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag (desperate famewhores)
Kanye West (arrogant prick)
Tiger Woods (secret sex files)

Crazies of the Year
1. Nadya Suleman (crazyoctomom and overall mother of 14)
2. Rush Limbaugh/Right wing Conservatives

Best Meltdown
1. Christian Bale:
2. Serena Williams
3.Right wing Conservative Teaparty protesters

Best Quote
1.Kanye West at the VMA Awards:

I’m really happy for you, I’m gonna let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time. Of all time!”

2. Congressman Joe Wilson:

“You Lie.”

3. Etta James:

“You know, your President, the one with the big ears – he ain’t my President – had that woman singing for him at his Inauguration. She’s going to get her ass whooped. How dare Beyonce sing my song that I been singing forever. Now I’m going to sing it for y’all.”

Sleazebag of the year
Roman Polanski

Nobodies of the Year
1.Tiger Woods’ Mistresses #s 1-14
2.The “Balloon boy” family
3.Jersey Shore cast

Worst Actors of the Year
Kristin Stewart (Twilight Saga: New Moon) and Megan Fox (Transformers 2)

Tragedy of the Year
1. Michael Jackson
2. Brittany Murphy
3. Patrick Swayze
4. Farrah Fawcett
5. Paul Newman

Loser of the decade: Britney Spears

Long live 2010!


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